the first written article for the site
1/29/2021
by dwarme the ampersand "whatever"

hi this is kind of a short article but ill write about something that i find vaguely amusing

did you ever realize just how powerful you could be if you did something really fucking epic

you could literally punch anybody in the throat if you wanted to or kick them down a stairwell

the only thing stopping you is law and your own ethos

you could also make a garbage website while you have the flu or possibly coronavirus and write incomprehensible bullshit that doesnt matter since youre just writing a fluff piece to make it look like youre going to update this ever again after making this lone assault on peoples intelligence that if they had any decency would print out and use as toilet paper no matter how rough it is and regardless of how bloody their anus gets

thanks for reading dipshit ill post a written review about a video game next time maybe im thinking about making a rant about skies of arcadia thats what we call in the business a SNEAK PEEK see you next time

-dwarme